Tweet #1: Always compliment a lady on her mustache; Tweet #2: Harry Potter’s mom is a MILF; Tweet #3: The only thing cooler than Justin Timberlake’s giant forehead is my giant forehead because mine has a tiny bit more punk cred; Tweet #4: Remember kids, peeing on your mate in the shower is the best way to show that you need them in your life.
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THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *wheeze*
(Fonte: letdownyourhairzel, via youngvolcanhoes)